Inventions You Never Knew You Needed




Hey friends!
     So many things have been invented and boy were they useful. Just think about the iPhone (or whatever other phone you people have). We have mini computers that fit into our pocket and can do a bajillion things! That's cool dude. Anyways, I'm pretty sure you guys don't know ALL the inventions that have been invented. That's why I made a list of a couple inventions that I thought were pretty cool. 

1. Umbrella with a cup holder. 
     Aren't you tired of holding your bag, Starbucks coffee, papers, folders, tissues (because you will have a cold), AND your umbrella? Aren't you scared of everything falling down and getting soaked in the rain? Well now you don't have to worry. With this incredible invention you have one less item to hold! Now, you can put your cup in your umbrella and only hold your bag, umbrella, papers, folders, and tissues. :)       Man, I should be an advertiser!  Oh btw, you could get this on Amazon.

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2. Lock Mug
     I don't if this is just my problem, it probably isn't, but I hate it when my sister takes my mugs without asking. I mean, I got that mug for a reason. I don't want to have to share everything with her. On top of that, what do I do when I want to make coffee? Sure I have other mugs, but I wanted to use that one. If you get this mug, you don't need to worry about any robbers trying to steal your precious mug because when they try to use it, all the liquid gets drained into a certain section of the mug. You need to put the lock in so everything stays in one place......... now that I'm thinking about it, I'm pretty sure I steal my sister's mug more often than she steals mine. Oh nards!
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3. Mustache Teacup
     Now, I mustache you a question. Do you have a mustache? You've probably only had a milk mustache but never thought it was a big deal. Imagine you were a man (or woman if you want) with a mustache. How annoying would it be to keep getting your carefully groomed facial hair wet every time you tried to take a sip from a teacup. That's exactly what the men in the 1870's were thinking. There was probably a conversation that went something like this:
     "Ugh, I got my mustache dirty again"
     "Oh dude I hate when that happens. You know, we should make something that prevents a man's mustache from touching our tea."
     "Well you know how busy the life of a butcher is. I don't have enough time, what with all the chopping and slicing."
     "Well I guess I could invent this by myself then"
*insert fancy British laugh*

And that's how Harvey Adams invented the first mustache tea cup. Like, this is definitely 100% accurate.  
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4. Folding Bike
    This is kind of like the lock mug. It's a bike that folds so you can wrap and lock it around a pole. A plus is that it looks like it's broken, so people won't even want it. This way those infamous bike robbers won't be able to get it! You're welcome.
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5. Table Tennis Door
     This is a door that can turn into a table tennis table. Say you don't have space for a ping pong table, but you really want one. You can use this! Just flip the door and you're ready to play.
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On another note, why do you think the game is called "Ping Pong". I think the person who named it was like, "Hmmm, what should I name this game? I mean the ball goes ping, pong, ping, pong.... That's it! Ping Pong!" That's just my guess.

6. Air Conditioned Shoes
    Do you ever feel like if your feet are in a stinky swamp of sweat? I realize that sounds gross, but I needed an interesting-ish intro for this topic, sorry. Do your feet feel very hot during the summertime? The Japanese company Hydro-Tech invented a pair of shoes, called "The Cool Breeze", that keep feet refreshed and cool. Technically these shoes are for men because they're men's dress shoes, but if you are the DIY crafts kind of person, you can change it to a pair of shoes for women!
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That's it for now! There were more inventions, some very questionable, but I really liked these six. Hope you thought they were interesting!
¡Adios!
Tavishi


Sources:
https://www.amazon.com/Urban-Zoo-Reversible-Heavy-Duty-Multi-Tasking/dp/B06XZDB4WV
https://gajitz.com/nifty-new-mug-for-keeping-office-coffee-under-lock-key/
https://me.me/i/in-the-victorian-era-they-had-special-tea-cups-that-5386720
https://www.foldingbike20.com/why-you-should-buy-folding-bike/
https://odditymall.com/table-tennis-door
https://me.me/i/maybe-its-time-we-try-something-new-air-conditioned-shoes-5313d462785344b1b4ef0aeb4a81ab48

Comments

  1. once again, this blog was hilarious! Really great job and to be honest, I didn't know half of these inventions existed, but some of them actually seem really helpful.

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  2. This post was really funny and I thoroughly enjoyed reading it. Good Job!!

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  3. OMG I want that ping pong door!!!!!!!! This was so cool. I have never even thought of the conversation that had to occur for the mustache tea cup!

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  4. I actually did not know these existed. In a way they are quirky and useful and I love the humor that you use and it makes the blog post feel complete. Nice job :)

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  5. I liked this one so much. I might even consider getting the ping pong door lol.

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