Weird Things In Life.... Starring My Sister!
Hey guys!
OK so back the point of this post. Crying. You get so sad that your body starts to leak. I don't mean going to the bathroom, I mean leaking water from your eyes... that's salty... like sweat. How can an emotion make you ooze bodily fluids. That's messed up dude!
Next up is the gas you use for cars. Petroleum, or the refined version, gasoline. Petroleum is fossil fuels from marine organisms. So dead bodies liquefied to help move your transporting thingamajig. Think about it, thousands of years from now, you might be used to move another's car... or whatever they come up with in the future.
So my dad was parking his car, and I got to thinking... is this like a territorial situation? I mean, you go to a store, and there are no parking spots available. Then you see the red lights turn on in the back of a car on and you get excited. The car starts backing up and you turn on the indicator that shows which direction you'll turn to. Basically warning others not to take that spot... just like when dogs pee on trees to show that they own that area. Even if the people are still putting their groceries away, my parents will wait with the indicator blinking. I feel like others feel rushed when we do that, but like you still shouldn't take two hours to put 50 bags in your trunk. Also, who needs that much food?
Next up, Christmas! The holiday that brings everyone together and spreads cheer. As a kid, you learn that Santa Claus will give you toys if you are good throughout the year. Can I just start off with saying, this is basically bribing kids to behave just to get presents one time of year. In my English class we were talking about traditions and my teacher brought up a really good point. Pretend that you were an alien, and I don't mean a Canadian. You just came to Earth and someone tells you this: "On a certain day of the year, every year, a big fat old dude dressed in red will somehow fit down the tiny brick tunnel (called a chimney) used for keeping the smoke out of your house. He will then place presents under a dead tree, that you probably cut down. But this will only happen if you are good throughout the year. If you're bad then he puts coal in your stockings." How does he know your behavior you ask? Well, "He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good so be good for goodness sake!" He's basically a stalker who is admired by little kids... until they find out it was just their parents.
~Thanks!
Sources:
http://goodbyedating.blogspot.com/2012/10/starbucks-sushi-story-of-hb-part-ii.html
https://www.deviantart.com/regulas314/art/Animated-Atrocities-A-Day-Without-Tears-538219597
https://www.britannica.com/quiz/petroleum-fact-or-fiction
https://www.safetyandhealthmagazine.com/articles/13340-avoid-parking-lot-hazards
https://giphy.com/gifs/stalking-KOA6uJxh0F02I
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/158259374388308390/
https://www.123rf.com/photo_28345723_stock-vector-smiling-daisy-flower.html
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This is such a good post! It was so funny, and I really feel you, because I always overthink and question everything. Love it!
ReplyDeletei enjoyed reading this! Maybe next time you can include maybe what about modern society or traditions bother you. Just a suggestion! Nice job
ReplyDeleteThis is really good! I liked how you didn't focus on just one topic. I really can tell that you were the one who wrote this. After reading it, I get a better sense of who you are. Good job!
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